Thoughts and Asides

Thoughts compiled while making coffee:

1. I have in mind a magazine that weakens when it is not loaded.
2. If you had told me 30 years ago two guys named "Mitt and Newt" would be running for President I would have laughed. 
3. Salt makes the coffee.
4. When athletes are referred to as warriors I throw up in my mouth.
5. If you dress like a mall ninja, chances are you don't know it.